In search of a natural Blonde

Wow you wouldn't think you'd hear some one talk about Beer that way, but it's true. It's really hard to find a real Blonde in todays beer market. You find lots of beers that have the word "blonde" in their name, Shiner Blonde (a Pilsner) , Rahr Blonde (A Helles Lager), and several other Lager styles that usurped the moniker of being a "blonde beer" but an honest to goodness blonde ale is just tough to find. I think in the next week I may have to go to the stores and lay my hands on the delicate curves of a likley subject or two and check if I can really find a natural blonde.